*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
Isn't he a little old for you?
Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
*chokes into his drink*
You should respect your elders.
You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
*chokes on his drink again*
*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this
"You don’t have many followers"
Jesus only had 12
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only once." –George R.R. Martin
Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real.
Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.
Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?
so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.
ROJO WHAT THE SHIT
it got better
you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming
yeah cause they are
oh cry me a river
if i did you’d pollute it
YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK
AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED